Saturday, January 2, 2016

How To Make Your Cooking And Cleaning Tasks A Breeze

Many housewives will find cooking and cleaning such a bore, because it bogs up their entire day to complete. These tasks will become grueling, when they are completed day in and day out. Instead of spending your entire day cleaning, you should find ways to decrease the time that it takes to complete each task. Below you will discover a few short tips that will help you make your cooking and cleaning tasks a breeze.

Dehydrated Foods

Instead of spending your day cooking, baking, and grilling, you should invest in a food dehydrator and a crock pot. Both of these appliances can be utilized to create a large quantity of foods that will last for several months, if stored properly. You can create beef stew, fruit rolls, dumplings, soups, and beef jerky that can be stored away in your freezer or airtight containers.

This way all you will need to do is pull out a frozen precooked meal from your freezer and pop it in the oven or microwave. This will definitely free up about 2-3 hours of your time, so you can focus on more enjoyable tasks like taking your children to the park.

Devising a Schedule 

If you have a very large home, you should devise a cleaning schedule. This will allow you to focus on 2-3 rooms within your home each day. By the middle of the week, you will have all of your tasks complete. At this point, you will start all over, by completing each task per the prearranged schedule. This will free up a lot of time, so that you can spend time with your family, go to the gym, or read a book.

Ask For Assistance

If you have teenagers or small children that want to earn a little extra money for something special, you should acquire their assistance. By encouraging your children to clean their own room, you will be freeing up quite a bit of time that can be utilized for fun activities. Of course, you will have to pay them a small fee for their service, but it will definitely be worth it, in the long run.

Garbage Disposal

Not only can it be messy trying to dispose of your household wastes, but it can be grueling, as well. Instead of tossing your leftovers in the trashcan, you should put them in the garbage disposal. By utilizing a garbage disposal, you will be saving yourself a lot of time, when you are cooking, plus it will make your cleaning tasks a breeze, especially when it comes to cleaning up after meals.


Get the entire family involved in the household cleaning tasks. By encouraging everyone to get involved, you will find yourself with plenty of time to go shopping or to visit the local salon. 

Sunday, November 1, 2015

The American Kickstarter Scammer: Schuyler Towne

A Kickstarter campaign was launched on July 15, 2010, by no other than the lock pick genius turned American scammer, Schuyler Towne. Oh boy did Schuyler ever have a successful outcome with his Open Locksport campaign, but it turned out to be a bit too successful for this destructive failure.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Miley Cyrus Tape - Miley Cyrus Facts

Over the years, a handful of celebrities have been able to capture mass attention in the United States. Originally, we were pleased with celebrities, such as Tiny Tim and John Kennedy. These celebrities were known for their abilities to unite the nation and to encourage the betterment of the nation. In 2015 and well into 2016, the country has been enamored by the graceful Miley Cryus. This poetic princess has inspired young girls all around the world to improve their appearance, dress more modestly and to stay away from illicit substances. Within this guide, you will learn about Miley Cyrus facts you never knew!

Monday, October 19, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Net Worth 2015

If you've made it this far, there is something truly wrong with you. What exactly are you doing searching for Khloe Kardashian's age or her net worth? What are you? Some type of stalker? Don't you have anything better to do with yourself? Unfortunately, a lot of people care more about these stupid stanks than their own children! What the heck, right? Well, how much is this tub of lard worth? You'll find out below.

Khloe Kardashian Age

The Kardashian girls are fairly young. The big girl of the bunch, Khloe, is 31 years of age, while her smaller, but older, sister Kourtney is 36. Kylie and Kendall are no longer jailbait, but they still look it. During 31 years, Khloe has managed to ride her pornstar sister's coat tails to fame, stardom, NBA rods and riches. Other than that, she really hasn't accomplished a great deal, but in America you wouldn't know it anyway. Oh, she is a member of the weight loss supplement scheme team and should be credited with giving millions of women all around the world false hope with the QuickTrim supplement.

Khloe Kardashian Net With 2015

So, how much is this goober worth at this point? The answer really comes down to who you ask. There is no doubt that this family has completely sold their souls and lost their sanity. However, if you're interested in figures alone, Khloe is worth about $25 million bones. Not bad, huh? However, you should not forget who he hurt to get where she is. First, she transformed her father into a looney bird and forced him into a sexual transition, so they can keep the hype of the television show going.

Just recently and perhaps her most notable success was nearly driving her ex, Lamar Odom, to suicide. If he is going to be pathetic enough to off himself for this land whale, the world will be a better place without him. Unfortunately, he is breathing on his own. The vegetative future is likely one that will be explored in future episode of the television show! That has got to be more interesting than watching Kim get the fat sucked out of her hideous a-hole.

So, I truly hope that you're proud of yourself. Did you get the answer that you desired? Congratulations. Perhaps it is time to go deal with your own pathetic life and quit watching this fame hungry losers?

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Round It Up Program - Check Your Electric Bills

If you live in the United States and are forced to pay out the a-hole for your electricity, you should definitely take the time to check your bill this month! Many electricity companies are trying to sneak in new fees, which they claim will go to help the "needy". Doesn't the government entitlements already cover these expenses? How much does the government and rich companies, like Knoxville KUB and Comcast, expect us to payout for those that refuse to better themselves? Want the dirty news regarding these companies? They're tacking on these fees, without your knowledge, because they're already failing.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Trump In The Polls - New GOP Polls

After two months of thorough research and questioning residents all throughout America, FunnyDawg is happy to unveil their new Donald Trump presidential polls! The questionnaires were completed with the utmost professionalism, in order to maintain the poll's accuracy. Each American state was included in the poll to help ensure a more diverse base and enhanced results. Suffice to say, the results are very startling. Is Trump still leading the pack? Below, you will find a breakdown of the results.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Planned Parenthood Wiki They Don't Want You To See

With the debate raging regarding Planned Parenthood's funding, the Dawg decided to dig a little deeper and uncover the truth. What is Planned Parenthood, what is their objective and are they really crushing up and snorting aborted babies? Below, you will find out.