Thursday, February 26, 2015

How To Determine If You Should Enlist In The Navy

Eddie Ray Routh ISIS

With the American economy in the pooper, enlisting in the United States Navy may be your only option. You first need to consider, whether or not the navy is the right job for you. Remember, this could be your only chance to get a government pension, with the perfect VA healthcare benefits. Now! Who the heck could pass that up?

Low IQ Scores

Have you tested your intelligence level in a while? If not, then it is highly suggested that you take a free IQ test, which is available online. Some of these questions can be quite difficult to answer, or you may not even be able to answer them at all. They are also a bit tricky so you are going to have to use your intelligence and creative thinking, in order to answer them correctly. Take your time, because it is pertinent that you answer these questions correctly that is if you want to get a high score. Sample question for ya;

- Which number should come next in the series?
  Answers: A. 8 B. 13 C. 21 D. 26 E. 31
- Which one of the five choices makes the best comparison?
 Peach is to hcaep as 46251 is to
 Answers: A. 25641 B. 26451 C. 12654 D. 51462 E. 15264

Dang! These questions will leave you stumped and there is no one to help you cheat. What to do? What to do?

Do You Believe In American Wars For Freedom

We are all taught from the time we are old enough to understand the English language that WWI and WWII were fought to preserve and define our freedom. If you believe this tad bit of war propaganda, then the navy will fit you like a glove. One word of advice, "never become a fa**ot, b*tch", because you do not want to get on the bad side of the master sergeant. This will only lead to suicide. Of course, the official report will state that you died heroically saving your comrades. (From BBC’s Accused)

Are You Sharpshooter

One requirement to becoming a perfect navy seal is you must be an expert rifleman or sharpshooter. If you do not have these skills, then the navy is not in your destiny. Hopefully your father taught you how to shoot deer, when you was just a young tike. If so, you are a step ahead of your comrades. At this point, your skills better be good enough to hit a human target at a 2100 yard distance. One thing that makes the American navy so special is they don't care if the target was an al-Queda terrorist or not, just that you made the shot. Gosh! Ain't you glad the Americans are so forgiving, because you will be a hero in their eyes.

Compulsive Lying

One of the navy officer's job duties is compulsive lying. You must be able to concoct a huge tale in a matter of minutes and make everyone believe it. Now, if you can do this, then you are on your way to becoming an excellent navy seal. If not, then it is suggested that you start practicing these skills, on your wife and see how many times you can lie to her and see how long it takes her to pick up on it. Hopefully, you stayed in the bars more than you did at home, with your wife and kids, because this could actually help, you get away with being a pathological liar.

Brave Enough To Punch A Former WWE Wrestler

The last and foremost qualification is bravery. To test your bravery, you are going to have to punch a former WWE wrestler, governor and naval veteran. This will be a challenge, but with your great skills, you will pull it off like a champ. If you can't bring yourself to do this one important thing, you can always resort to your most prominent skill, pathological lying.

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