Saturday, February 28, 2015

Is Scientology Right For You

Scientology is unlike any other religion that is practiced by Americans. For instance, if you want to become a christian, you can easily go down to your nearest church and become a member, but that is not possible, with scientology. Although, scientology was ruled to be a religion, by the Supreme Court in 2013, many people seem to think otherwise. This article will provide you with the insight into the religion, the characteristics that you must posses and the requirements that you must meet, before you can become a devout scientologist. 

Wealth Is A Huge Requirement

Of course, the official Church of Scientology is not going to accept you into their congregation if you aren't loaded, with riches. You must be financially capable of contributing a huge share of your monies to fixed donations. On the plus side, scientology is a tax exempt religion. If you reside in France or Chile, you are going to have difficulty joining the religion, because it is considered to be a cult, which is totally unfair for those of you that are wealthy and want to become a scientologist

Easily Brainwashed

Just because you are rich does not mean that you should not be open to brainwashing. The American government has been pulling the wool over your eyes for many years now, by their brainwashing techniques and subliminal messaging strategies. The church wants you to be in a position, where you cannot independently think for yourself, which fits in perfectly for their plans to defraud you, as a new member. This stipulation is just part of the membership requirements, but it will earn you the full right to psychologically abuse and assassinate your enemy's characters. You will also earn the freedom to file pricey lawsuits, against those that do not have the same religious beliefs, as yourself.

Must Not Have A Mental Illness

Even though L. Ron Hubbard claims to have discovered the cure for mental illness, dianetics, the mentally ill are unacceptable characters and are ruled out as a potential church member. It can help those that meet the membership guidelines to rid their body of harmful toxins such as radiation and drug residue. If you can commit to dianetics and have a clean bill of health, you will become a member of the Church of Scientology, before you know it.

Totally Commit To A Niacin Regimen

You must consume a hand full of Niacin (a B vitamin) daily in order to wash radiation and sunburn from your body. This trick only works if you are willing to take more than the recommended dosage, which was formulated by the medical experts. There may be some lingering side effects of taking high doses of Niacin, but won't matter, because you are a member of the Church of Scientology. Some side effects that should be overlooked include;

  • Bleeding
  • Liver Damage
  • Diabetes
  • Infection
  • Stroke

Keep in mind that the pros outweighs the cons in this situation. The thetan body is with you, at all times and can prevent you from getting into a motor vehicle fatality. 

Highly Devoted Fan Of Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is one of Hollywood's elites and he just happens to be a devout scientologist. If you can fall down and worship the ground that Cruise walks on, then you will become a popular member of the church. Sport your Scientology Cross with pride and stand up with the other 3.5 million members and scream to the top of your lungs that Scientology is a religion and not a cult. 


Just remember if you do become a scientologist, you may not be able to leave this gang, so easily. You will become an enemy, which means your reputation will be ruined and your hard earned money will be swiped out of your bank account and into the Church of Scientology's bank account.

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