Tuesday, August 4, 2015

About Pope Francis And Aliens

Pope Francis And His Wonderful Comment “We are not alone”

Now, who knows the Earth and alien planets like the Pope and his personal astronomer? No one and that is why millions of Catholics and Christians will hang onto his every comment about global warming, alienation life, and his views on religion. Of course, what most individuals do not realize is that the Pope character was created by no other than Flavian Vespasian back in 60 Ce. This powerful Roman ruler was better known to his people as “God”, while his son became known as the “Son of God”.

This powerful information can be found in the books written by no other than the Jewish philosopher Flavian Josephus. While most Christians want to believe that the American government was based on religion, this is truly a fallacy like no other. Yes, the republicans continue to say a prayer, before they start spewing lies out of their mouth, but 90% of them do not believe a word of the Bible. Pope antichrist is more like it.

Many of the founding forefathers did not believe in the Bible, while many of them did not believe in Jesus Christ, Lord, or God, a few of them pretended to, because they desired the people’s approval.

·      “Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.” From Thomas Jefferson to Van der Kemp, 1816
·      “The Christian God is a three headed monster, cruel, vengeful, and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites.” Thomas Jefferson to John Adams 1813

Back to the new living Pope Francis and his wonderful astronomer that seems to think that there is life on other planets, but makes a brief ridiculous statement, “But it is unlikely to have been visited by Jesus.”

Now, how would Pope Genius have this insight to where Christ Almighty spends his time these days? Many Catholics may bow down, when the Pope rides by on his golf cart, but you need to take a deeper look into this man’s soul.

Do you detest child pedophilia or child rape? If so, why do you continue to worship the Pope? Pope Francis and Popes before him have worked diligently covering up for priests that have stepped out of bounds, when it comes to inappropriately touching small children. For those Christians and Catholics that continue to follow the Pope and believe in his religious sanctity, you may want to think again, because he only punishes these pedophiles, by sending them off to another church, where they can continue their pedophilia acts, without interruption of others.

Pope Francis has joined forces with no other than the famous Naomi Klein, who is an eco-feminist demonic spewing Canadian activist.

Where Is Pope Francis From

The origination of Pope Francis is hotly contested. Some believe that the man was conceived, by a virgin mother, while others suggest his mother was a reptilian. Others believe he may very well be a Klingon. Despite your inclinations to the truth, there is one thing that is undeniable, Pope Francis is from the seediest, darkest and hottest pits of hell. After the great Apostle, Hussein Obama II, broke the 7th seal, Pope Francis rose up like a fire to gasoline and more than ready to eclipse the world in darkness.

Pope Francis Languages

Pope Francis is a well versatile popagander. In order to achieve his skillful tongue, he was forced to adapt himself to the modern world. It is undeniably that the Pope has done a wonderful job deceiving and blending in with the masses. In early 2015, Pope Francis learned the language of the species known only as the homosexuals. He gained significant respect for his skillfully crafted speech directly to these individuals.

Now, Pope Francis is channeling the feminist! Pope Francis Naomi Klein are expected to meet and measure their roots together. This has two advantages to the great destroyer of Christianity and the Catholic religion. This will allow the Pope to obtain a cool, "This Is What A Feminist Looks Like" t-shirt and he will also be able to push his environment protection agenda. Unfortunately, all will fail, when Francis is astonished to discover that Naomi's root is enormously bigger than that of the holy apostle.

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